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  • Afterthoughts Vol 2: Hovering™

    I have made some rather interesting claims in this blogject. Correct me if I’m wrong here… but, did I describe an out of body experience after a suicide attempt? Did that happen? *dave goes back and rereads earlier posts* holy shit I wrote I had an out of body experience! daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. That is a rather…

  • Afterthoughts Vol. 2: Depression

    As far back as I can remember I’ve been sad. And sad… is such an understatement. It’s such a small word for the totality of what I feel on a regular basis. It’s more like empty an empty that is too exhausting to think about the bleakest most emptastically fucking empty emptiness you’ve ever… a…

  • The Insufferable Smugness of Fucking Evangelicals™ Pt 1

    This effort of mine is about shining a light on how an Apocalyptic Political Cult posing as a religious community rejects ALL of the teachings of their supposed messiah while smugly pretending to uphold all those values– this is what makes them fuckers. It’s one of the most astonishing acts of cognitive dissonance in human…

  • The Blasphemer

    Easter is a fucked up holiday for somebody who died and came back to life. I’m referring to myself here. Wanna know how annoying it is to have the entire Western World be like “he died and came back to life THAT’S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE” and I’m like… riiiiiiiiiight so it’s cool when he conquers…

  • Ask Me Anything Vol 2

    I still have a few posts that are supposed to drop at the tail end of each volume and I got stuck on one of them for Volume 1 because it was a massive bastard that grew so large I still don’t know how to contain it. And I had wanted to drop an AMA…

  • After Credit Bonus Scene: The Prodigal Pt. 3, Pt. 2

    A factor that has made me nervous about this whole blogject is that most of the creators and producers of the show are still living and I’m not interested in cancel culture or trying to cause harm for any individuals. I’m fighting systems. Inevitably, in attempting to fight systems I have to deal with the…

  • After Credit Bonus Scene: The Prodigal Pt. 3, Pt. 1

    That wasn’t so bad, was it? Just your typical I-used-to-be-a-child-actor-for-a-rightwing-propaganda-organization-aimed-at-brainwashing-generations-of-evangelical-children-to-become-rightwing-voters-and-then-the-rightwing-system-I-made-propaganda-for-created-a-helltopia-in-my-life-which-led-me-to-suicide-and-self-mutilation-and-mental-health-crises-(multiple)-foreshadowing-my-eventual-de-conversion-and-spiritual-and-political-realignment story that is just sooooo done to death these days. I’ll try to have a more original take on deconstruction next time. Sorry to let you all down. If my brains were demolished by the time I got to LunaticCamp™… I don’t even remember the…

  • Lounge of Lunatics

    **Editor’s note: I am tired. Spent. Bandwidth depleted AF. The Autumn Downswing is definitely starting to happen due to a variety of circumstantial things happening. I mentioned in the last series of posts how I was less than pleased with the results of what I wrote and how I was struggling to find the funny.…

  • A Strong-Willed Child™ Pt 5

    I awaken in the ICU with the long tube still sticking out of my nose. I can feel it in my throat when I breathe and swallow. I am in the most physical pain and exhaustion I’ve ever experienced. Every. cell. of my body hurts the pain is a weird, depleted pain. It’s a very…

  • A Strong-Willed Child™ Pt 4

    It is a hell of a thing to have a stomach full of pills. In quantities that are going to kill you. And to know that it is your fault those pills are in there. And then to change your mind. And you’re gonna have to go wake people up and tell them you need…